Bombing down the Chalk Hills riding on a tea tray, happy as the day is long
Tune in as Stewpot spins another song
Up in the tree house, bangers and a Gat Gun sucking on a Humphrey Straw
I’ll show you a soaking rotten Mayfair, shop lift a Whimsey for a Double Dare
Tomorrow’s nothing like it used to be
When flying saucers made the whole world dizzy
And ancient astronauts with ESP
Came to market their theology
I’ve seen the future coming out of my TV
Those spooky movies made it look so pretty
A bunch of space cadets in PVC
Bending teaspoons for the Jubilee
Chiz chiz it’s football in the morning, standing in the freezing rain
Latin, Maths, Latin, Double Maths, English, Music, French again
Cunning stunt men revving up their Hot Wheels to make some kind of Evel jumps
Little drummer boy banging on a OXO tin - What’s that Bionic Woman cooking?
Tomorrow’s nothing like it used to be
When flying saucers made the whole world dizzy
And ancient astronauts with ESP
Came to market their theology
I’ve seen the future coming out of my TV
Those spooky movies made it look so pretty
A bunch of space cadets in PVC
Bending teaspoons for the Jubilee
Asleep in the classroom
Dream of walking on the Moon
Tomorrow’s nothing like it used to be
When flying saucers made the whole world dizzy
And ancient astronauts with ESP
Came to market their theology
I’ve seen the future coming out of my TV
Those spooky movies made it look so pretty
A bunch of space cadets in PVC
Bending teaspoons for the Jubilee
Pop Candy, Jaunting Belt, flared pants, Fuzzy Felt, Space Dust, power cuts, Brady Bunch, Starsky & Hutch, Honey Monster, bubble perm, Kevin Keegan, Action Man, T Rex, Star Wars, Joy Of Sex and Posh Paws, Backing Britain, bubble gum, Time Bomb, Kitten Kong, Supersonic, Greenshield, Mastermind, Wagon Wheel, Time Tunnel, Jaws patch, Operation, Mouse Trap, Orange Squirmles, matchbox turtles, I’m dead and gone to heaven in a Mercedes C111 (with the Gull-Wing Doors)