I paid a press gang to jump me in the alleyway
I hired a shaman to take me back to yesterday
I never liked today anyway
Sure ‘nuff we was giving it some attitude
Sweet cigarettes and coconut tobacco
High roll on the good times comin’
Down a hole with a whola-buncha-nuthin’
Tomorrow’s nothing like it used to be
When flying saucers made the whole world dizzy
And ancient astronauts with ESP
Came to market their theology
I’ve seen the future coming out of my TV
Those spooky movies made it look so pretty
A bunch of space cadets in PVC
Bending teaspoons for the Jubilee
I took a space walk to get a breath of oxygen
Slipped through a time warp to meet my former self again
I never got a la-la-la-la-look-in
Gee whizz! I’m a pocket fossil Rocketeer
I went to Mongo and I brought you back a souvenir
Top Trumps and a big Spacehopper
Summer knees when you headered off your chopper
Tomorrow’s nothing like it used to be
When flying saucers made the whole world dizzy
And ancient astronauts with ESP
Came to market their theology
I’ve seen the future coming out of my TV
Those spooky movies made it look so pretty
A bunch of space cadets in PVC
Bending teaspoons for the Jubilee
Gum on the blackboard...
Pointing at Concorde...
Tomorrow’s nothing like it used to be
When flying saucers made the whole world dizzy
And ancient astronauts with ESP
Came to market their theology
I’ve seen the future coming out of my TV
Those spooky movies made it look so pretty
A bunch of space cadets in PVC
Bending teaspoons for the Jubilee
Music written with my old pal and Beatle Brother Neil McCarthy.
References abound to whacky UFO cults, "Look-In" magazine, bonkers writer Erich von Däniken, Uri Geller, 50's Science Fiction movies, The Tomorrow People and Flash Gordon.