Topsy Turvy Xmas
Here's the lowdown - listen to me
I'm the fairy on the tree
it looks as though it's going to be a Topsy Turvy Xmas
It's upside down, it's inside out
it's back to front, it's up the spout
so here's a song that's all about a Topsy Turvy Christmas...
Santa's beard is thin and black
he comes to take the presents back
stuffs them in his tiny sack
and rides away
Rudolf's nose is cold and blue
the elves are over six-foot-two
they're all in bed with Pixie flu
and miss the sleigh...
It's a Topsy Turvy Christmas since my baby came to town
you can see the snowflakes rising all around, around, around
and the silent night's a swinging winter wonder wall-of-sound
get ready, get ready, for Christmas...
We can picnic in the ice and snow
or box around the mistletoe
as Mr Scrooge says "Ho! Ho! Ho!"
it's almost here...
We'll freeze our chestnuts on the fire
so pluck the tree and stuff the choir
'cos everything has gone haywire
this year...
It's a Topsy Turvy Christmas since my baby came to town
you can see the snowflakes rising all around, around, around
and the silent night's a swinging winter wonder wall-of-sound
get ready, get ready, for Christmas...
The holly leaves are red the berries tinsle green
my message from the commomwealth is broadcast to the Queen
It's a Topsy Turvy Christmas since my baby came to town
you can see the snowflakes rising all around, around, around
every silent night's a swinging winter wonder wall-of-sound
get ready, get ready, for Christmas...
It's a Topsy Turvy Christmas since my baby came to town
you can see the snowflakes rising all around, around, around
every silent night's a swinging winter wonder wall-of-sound
get ready, get ready, for Christmas
get ready, get ready, for Christmas
you better get ready, for Christmas...
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